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More Real Hope, Less Obfuscating Dope

Put your putter down and free Snowden and Manning, Mr. President. As Martin Luther King said, "The time is always right to do what's right."

The Hungriest People in the World

More than 795 million people do not have enough food. So praise the goddess for Ukiah's new In-N-Out Burger.

Cowboy Bob’s Last Ride

She robbed banks while dressed as a man. She never carried a gun or hurt anyone. The cops called her 'Cowboy Bob.'

Old Lady Claims She’d Die Before Voting For Trump

The benevolent Lord of Tabulators granted her wish. Then the deceased's obituary stated she also preferred death to punching Hillary's chad. Prolonging the farce, Deborah Wasserman-Schultz(Sen-FL, aka the Goebbels of Coral Gables) released a DNC statement blaming Bernie Sanders's Brownshirts for murdering yet another fine set of American-made ovaries before they could be recycled into a Blue Gap Dress.

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