I propose an immediate military draft for all children ages 3 through 29. Homosexual? You're in, but walk in backwards. Bi? You're in, but walk in sideways. Bi-curious? You're in, but walk in sideways on your…
Posts published by “Zack Anderson”
Hanging with the MS-13 social club on its home turf.
Burning Man founder and insufferable prick describes slavery in West Indies as "the Caribbean scene."
Saturday night at the Navarro Store, Mendoland's Fillmore North.
Patriot-Rebel is in hiding from NSA agents, El Nino and dog-walkers. And he must stay in hiding because he knows they'll kill him. And call it suicide. Car failure. Plane crash. Or WMDs.
Maybe this is why Tony Blair can claim to be a Christian.
Clinton is the human equivalent of the toaster oven shelf at the Goodwill Store: stained and abandoned.
Homeland Security Rent-A-Cops watch multi-screen video surveillance from "integrated fixed towers," including two channels dedicated to ESPN and the BYU Network.