Spoiled Feral Children > ISIS?

I propose an immediate military draft for all children ages 3 through 29. Homosexual? You're in, but walk in backwards. Bi? You're in, but walk in sideways. Bi-curious? You're in, but walk in sideways on your knees. Trans-gender? You're in, but only if you promise not to tell anyone about, you know... Trans-gender Republican? Get the fuck out!

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/badly-behaved-children-ruining-british-pubs-landlords-and-customers-claim-10484886.html