44 BC | Rome – Hazy Predictions
Calpurnia:
What mean you, Caesar? Think you
to walk forth?
You shall not stir out of your house today.
Caesar:
Caesar shall forth: the things that
threatened me
Never looked but on my back; when they
shall see
The face of Caesar, they are vanished.
Calpurnia:
Caesar, I never stood on ceremonies,
Yet now they fright me. There is one within.
Besides the things that we have heard
and seen,
Recounts most horrid sights seen by the watch.
A lioness hath whelped in the streets;
And graves have yawned and yielded up
their dead;
Fierce fiery warriors fight upon the clouds,
In ranks and squadrons and right form of war,
Which drizzled blood upon the Capitol;
The noise of battle hurtled in the air,
Horses did neigh and dying men did groan,
And ghosts did shriek and squeal about
the streets.
O Caesar! These things are beyond all use,
And I do fear them.
Caesar:
What can be avoided
Whose end is purposed by the mighty gods?
Yet Caesar shall go forth; for these predictions
Are to the world in general as to Caesar.
Orange Julius
Was the Caesar
Really
The Squeezer?
if so, does that make Marcus Aurelius responsible for Hot Dog on a Stick?