See all the old-time hippies limping around town, getting old, and dying. Remember when we were lean, motivated, and vibrant, fresh-faced young people? What happened? When we were young we didn't think about growing old, working on our gardening projects out in the hills then letting loose on the dance floor with stoned smiles on our faces.
We were long-haired pot-growing hippies and it seemed like we had it all--did we realize it would end and we would become old, unattractive elders with grey hair and beards? We must have had an inkling in our fifties that things were winding down, then hit the reality check of really slowing down in our sixties, but now we're heading into our seventies and eighties and life looks bleak.
When I got to the Gulch at about twenty I was the kid, most of the my back-to-the-land neighbors were about 27-30 years of age, college-educated, and usually very busy or at least they said they were. I wondered why as I was a lazy stoned-out mono-cropping hippie but the answer was the homesteads they built: verdant little paradises with big healthy fruit trees and well-tended gardens. On my steep five acres I have one overgrown fig tree down the hill somewhere and also planted an apple tree back in '94 that produced the most delicious apples, maybe four or five a year for a couple years, but it was accidentally cut down or neglected to death years ago.
So that's why the neighbors were so busy, creating beautiful orchards and children, something else I neglected to do, and the children brought joy and sometimes heartbreak but I never heard a parent say they regretted having any. Even single women who had a child with a bad or absent man doted on that kid as the one good thing in their life they got out of a difficult relationship. I'm out of touch with many of my peers but I'm pretty sure the success stories outnumber the bad ones.
As we limp into the doctor's offices with broken bones and kidney stones and every other painful horror our bodies can bestow our amazing pleasure machines have turned against us. We're getting wheeled into hospitals then on to crematoriums, and cemeteries, and as infirmities consume us we look back and see it was an interesting life out in these coastal hills during the forty year boom: good pay, clean air and water, months of vacation time, freedom to be our own bosses and suck on the green nipple with a big smile on our faces and dollar signs in our eyes.
That life came tumbling down for many recently, although we did see it coming, and here's hoping the survivors will have some healthy years before the inevitable. Good luck with aging everyone and if your children are there for you in your times of need consider yourself lucky to have love and devotion on your side.
Don’t gather round people just tune into Zoom
Be sure to wear masks when you enter a room
Then kill every germ that threatens our doom
If your health to you is worth savin
Isolation and depression as we all die alone
And my Depends may need a-changing
Come writers and critics who prophecy with the pen
Point fingers of blame at your enemies friend
And don’t Tweet too soon til the final counts in
No telling who might see conviction
For the winner today may be lost in the end
While my Depends still need a-changing
Come mothers and fathers keep kids out of school
Close universities and libraries but prisons still cool
And pay corporations who break all the rules
Mom and pop wait for some stimulation
But WallMart is open Black Fridays at hand
It’s time my Depends need a-changing
The line it is drawn big Pharm owns the task
To kick Mother Nature in her natural ass
If you admit climate change go to the back of the class
While history gets thrown out the window
Every great leap of science causes damage that lasts
And my Depends just may need a-changing
Stolen from the big Bob D by Douglas Wayne Coulter
Good one!
Here’s MY recent Dylan theft:
Pablo’s Farm
No, I ain’t gonna work on Pablo’s farm no more
He brings you the weed, full of mold and seeds
Puts you in a dusty trailer and fines you when you sneeze
No I ain’t gonna work on Pablo’s farm no more
He follows you into the sauna after a hard days work
Got his horny eyes on you, it’s just another perk,
No I ain’t gonna work on Pablo’s farm no more
He says he’s gonna pay you but he’s gotta sell it first
then he whines that pounds are missing so you’re fired with a smirk
No I ain’t gonna work on Pablo’s farm no more
So I went back with some friends and slapped him around
took all his cash and weed and got the hell out of town
No I ain’t gonna work on Pablo’s farm no more
Those are both hilarious!
Good thoughtful article too, Pablo.