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Mendocino County Today: Friday, June 20, 2014

Hometown Hero;
Jailhouse Reads;
Catch of the Day;
Calfire Burn Bans;
Sleepy Juror;
Bookshop Feelings;
Bring Back the Draft;
Garage Sales;
Library Closures;
Angry Gut Radio;
Hilary's Haughty Hyperbole

Terrible Jobs, Part 1: Washing Oxygen Tents

In 1962, I needed an after-school job. I had turned 17 and wanted my own car, something my family could not afford to buy for me. Alas, I had few marketable skills and no experience…

My Life In Mendonesia

Watermelons are setting fruit as temperatures finally climb into the lower nineties. This year I planted a new hybrid seedless variety from Johnny’s Select Seeds out of Maine, the seedless Moon & Stars. I hope…

Mendocino County Today: Thursday, June 19, 2014

Moorman Ruling Reversed;
Ukiah Rat Shelter;
Joel's No Gent;
The Advertisers;
Catch of the Day;
Again and Again and Again;
Imperial Hubris;
Counteract the Bogus Energy

Defibulators!

(Ed note: There is no truth to the rumor that Massive Heartattack will open for the Defibulators.) Sundays in the Park Presents 'The Defibulators' June 29th Ukiah, CA. -On Sunday, June 29th in Todd Grove…

See Black? Run Like Hell!

I want to inform your readers a little on how one gets busted by the feds, what the legal process is like and what life in federal prison is all about. I will not cover all that here now, but you can expect to hear from me again shortly, providing I don’t get thrown in the hole.

Takeover Complete

The takeover is complete, and by takeover I mean the takeover of our collective ability to distinguish reality from illusion. We have been thoroughly conquered and now voluntarily carry devices on our persons day and night to keep us connected to the great corporate propaganda machine. Known as smart phones, these devices are not yet implanted in our foreheads, though I’m sure millions of people will voluntarily undergo such implanting when the propaganda machine tells them forehead implants are hip and super fast and greatly enhance video gaming and keeping up with the lives of celebrities.

Appearances Are Reality

Earlier this month, the Mendocino County Grand Jury  documented what they called “An Appearance of a Conflict of Interest in the adoption of the Mental Health Privatization contract.” “The 2013-2014 Grand Jury recommends that the…

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