Peru gifts Bolivia its own port on Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, while wearing a custom hair shirt inspired by John Ashcroft's scrotal sack (see: Abu Gonzalez), Ben Carson reads the Bible while trying to not to get aroused during the crucifixion scenes.
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What kind of monsters kill poets? The kind that jail you on 'charges' of 'insulting the Godly self' and 'having long hair.'
Six-year-old Dennis Martin vanished during a family camping trip, prompting the largest search in the history of the Great Smoky Mountains.
See the world from a bird's perspective!
More bombing means more terrorism means more oppression means more refugees means more slave labor for more multi-national sweatshops selling more things to make the world more absurd.
Truth goes out window as spy agencies muddy waters in order to kill and steal some more.
American hero, Chelsea Manning, is in jail because, like a true patriot, he warned that the atrocious Iraq war leads to more atrocities in places like Paris and Beirut.
Another legend shuffles into the fog, as the City by the Bay continues its tragic descent into meaningless start-up wankfests.
Because if Jesus could stay in the dark for three days, why not Africa?
How pathetic is Ben Carson? A story in pictures.