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The Solipsist’s Guide To The Universe: Open Lines On KZYX

Hello caller, you’re on the air.

Hey, it’s me and I’m sorry but I gotta say that your last caller was so out of it. I mean, they obviously just don’t get living here because if they did they’d realize that, well, you know, I mean, I know what’s going on here in the Valley and in the world too. And it just never ceases to amaze me how some people are so stuck, are so like spending their whole lives going the wrong way up a dead end street but they *think* they know something and that’s what really pisses me off because, well, you know me, I mean, I’ve been around and I can see right through their little trip and I can tell you (and I’ll tell them if they call back!) that they are completely out to lunch. I mean, I’ve been think­ing and seeing this stuff for years and if they *really* wanted to find out about it, you know, they have to talk to me because I’m on top of it, more than on top of it. I’m around and through it and out the other side and on to the next level and they’re still going on about the keys to the back door or something and so it’s just really a waste of my time, you know? Since you know I know all this and so what’s the point? Like I’ve been telling you, I think people around here need to wake up because I can tell you that if they don’t, then the same stuff is just going to keep on going on and on and I don’t want to have to say “I told you so,” or, “You should have listened to me,” because by then it will be too late and since I live here too, their being stuck (or whatever) is going to affect me, *my* life, and to be honest that’s not OK with me. I mean, who do they think they are? What part of getting it do they not get? Don’t get me started. I know you’ve got these laws on the radio about what I can say and I bet you’ve got some time delay thing where if I say something you can just erase it and it never even goes out on the air, it never even existed! And that’s very, very scary, so I think, while I’m hearing myself on the radio now, that free speech is… What? Oh, I should turn off the radio while I’m talking on it? Ok. Is that better?

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