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Posts published in “Day: May 22, 2016

Mendocino County Today: Monday, May 23, 2016

Marin Communists;
Road Block;
Bern Vallejo;
Pinot Fest;
Judy Pruden;
Affordable Housing;
Server Errors;
Clinton Democrats;
Hometown Broadcasters;
Sweeting Disappearance;
Modern Art;
UDJ Endorsements;
Pets!;
Future Sacrifice;
Junior Giant;
SPACE Theater;
Movie Night;
Big Oil

Old Lady Claims She’d Die Before Voting For Trump

The benevolent Lord of Tabulators granted her wish. Then the deceased's obituary stated she also preferred death to punching Hillary's chad. Prolonging the farce, Deborah Wasserman-Schultz(Sen-FL, aka the Goebbels of Coral Gables) released a DNC statement blaming Bernie Sanders's Brownshirts for murdering yet another fine set of American-made ovaries before they could be recycled into a Blue Gap Dress.

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