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Mendocino County Today: Thursday, June 22, 2023

Cloudy Skies | Caspar Rose | Ed Notes | Mobile Adoption | Layoffs Suggested | Shots Fired | Dump Not | Lighthouse Tours | Where's This? | Transportation Study | Yesterday's Catch | Lost Sub | White Rock | Trading Away | Gus Newport | Radical Homebody | Wolverine Return | Durham Questions | Ducky Down | Ukraine | Class Cancelled | Vonnegut Story | Willits Mural

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CLOUDY SKIES and unsettled weather for the eastern interior may produce thunderstorms by the late afternoon. Expect convective activity for the next few days as troughing continues over Northern California. (NWS)

STEPHEN DUNLAP (Fort Bragg): A foggy 48F on the coast this Thursday morning. Cloudier conditions return for a couple days giving way to more of a mix of sun & clouds to follow. Again, our weather forecast is showing no signs of significant change anytime soon.

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Abandoned house in Caspar (Jeff Goll)

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SARAH SUMMIT: “I just wanted to let everyone know that, although I cannot respond to all of your messages, texts and comments. I am reading them and I appreciate all of the love. Please continue to pray for us. We are beyond devastated. We are making arrangements now and it’s looking like we will celebrate our girl’s life on July 1st at Barra in Redwood Valley. We will let you know more details when they become available.”

SARAH SUMMIT is the mother of Savannah Logan, who died suddenly in Boonville on Sunday. I've known the Summit family for many years. Our families have been close since Sarah was a toddler. Their loss of Savannah, 28, herself the mother of two children, has saddened all of us.

ODD OCCURRENCE Tuesday morning cost me twenty bucks. So, I'm trucking along deep in my early morning aerobics, the walking part, earphones tuned into the highly irritating shill for the Democratic Party, Thom Hartmann, when suddenly a frantic young woman appears, startling hell outta me. She was young, her pretty face disfigured by tattooed scribbles. “Sir, excuse me sir, but I have to get to Ukiah and I need money for gas. Can you lend me some money? [Lend?] What time do these guys next door open?” She was waving a ten dollar bill so why was she asking me for money? She was a straggler, I assumed, not quite all the way down after the excitement of Rasta Fest. “All I got is a twenty,” I explained, “nothing smaller.” “That's ok,” she said, reaching for it. “I really have to get to Ukiah. What time do they open over there?,” she asked for the second time. “7,” I said for the second time. “I really have to get to Ukiah,” she said again. “Thirty bucks ought to get you there,” I said. The whole time I'm walking and she's scurrying right along beside me. I had the feeling if I hadn't given her the money she would have followed me all the way into the house. She was either nuts or loaded or both. Here I am, the only guy awake in the whole town except for Charlie Hiatt who drove by just as I was accosted, and I get tapped for twenty bucks before the sun's up. As soon as young Scar Face had the twenty she took off, but she did say thank you.

HARTMANN, btw, has replaced the unlistenable The Takeaway, which was so bad it was actually painful, a psychic pain that made me think I might have masochistic tendencies because I kept on listening every morning as I walked, striding through miles of audio mawk. But Hartmann, who has replaced The Takeaway in the 6am slot, is almost a lateral move. (Nothing is too lame or boring for KZYX.) Hartmann uses his callers as props to solo on into his own tame views. And never a critical caller. He must screen out his critics, and he's got to have a lot of them. The other morning one of his dupes mentioned Matt Taibbi, and Hartmann says dismissively, "Oh, Taibbi. He's been thoroughly discredited." No elaboration. Discredited by whom? Hartmann casually slanders a great reporter and moves blithely on. Taibbi's sin among the middle-of-the-road extremists of the Hartmann type is his criticism of Biden et al and the media that serve Biden et al — MSNBC, CNN, NPR.

MR. RICARDO SUAREZ puts in long days at the Redwood Drive-In, as does Mrs. Suarez. By 11:30pm last Friday night, just as they'd cleaned up for the day and were ready to turn in at their home to the rear of their business, Anthony Suarez, the couple's son, couldn't help but see a large, scruffy white man climb out of his own truck parked at the Drive-In as if he were a customer, and climb into Ricardo's truck and drive off, the first car theft in Boonville in many years. Anthony, alerting his father that “a fat guy” had just driven off in dad's truck, father and son were soon in hot pursuit, but not before Mr. Suarez had placed a 911 call only to be told by the dispatcher that she didn't know where Boonville was! Anthony headed south where he'd last seen his father's truck headed, while dad headed north in case the thief had headed towards Mendocino. Then, to the astonishment of both Suarezes, the portly southbound truck bandit was now a portly northbound truck bandit. Anthony Suarez was instantly in hot pursuit, frantically signalling to the thief to pull over, which he soon did at the high school where young Anthony calmly advised the thief to return his father's truck to where he'd taken it from. Which the thief did but not before wondering out loud, “What did I do?” Anthony Suarez explained what he'd done and darned if the guy didn't meekly drive back to the Drive-In where he got out of Mr. Suarez's truck, got into his own truck and drove off south where he turned up on Lambert Lane. No fuss no muss. Mr. Suarez said later that he will never again leave his truck keys “where I usually just throw them under the seat.” The disoriented fat guy was lucky. There are many addresses in Boonville where he'd not have escaped unharmed. 

WHATEVER HAPPENED to James Nivette? Nivette, a consultant for the Mendocino County Office of Education, was a middle aged satyr who made an after hours career of seducing impressionable young women. Nivette must have had lots of unresolved issues, as the lower rungs of Therapy Land describe everything from sleeplessness to mass murder, because he emptied two loads of bullets into his twenty-five year old girlfriend, turned their toddler loose on the late-night streets of Folsom, then flew home to mommy in France. Given France’s refusal to extradite people facing the death penalty unless they are Arabs or Africans, Nivette knew he wouldn’t soon be looking wistfully at the Corte Madera Shopping Center out the sixteen inch window of his death row cell at San Quentin.

ALTHOUGH NIVETTE had had his license revoked for having sex with his patients — “Take your clothes off and lie down, Ms. Jones, and we'll start you on your long road to recovery” — he had been hired as a consultant by MCOE’s Family Literacy program. Why a family literacy program required a therapist is not known, but there he was. The program’s director, Roberta Valdez, told the Ukiah Daily Journal’s Glenda Anderson that Nivette “was a very professional person. Very helpful. And he did the job and he did it in a professional and friendly way.”

LOOKING at the pictures of the guy, I understand why he was immediately acceptable to "liberal" Mendocino County. I say liberal because “liberals” run all of our helping bureaucracies and, if you’ll forgive me painting the insults with an oversized brush, the therapy and helping professional libs are often dangerous in that they have sanctioned legal access to the lives of other people when they shouldn't. Nivette was a kind of archetypal Mendo helping pro, male division — Ted Bundy-ish good looks, carefully exercised little bod, lots of smiles, full of Good Housekeeping chat about food and "life styles," a regular at Mendo's innumerable wine and mushroom pairings. 

U.S. AUTHORITIES appealed to France to extradite Nivette, which the French, assured that the killer would not face the death penalty, agreed to do, and the former Mendo therapist was duly convicted in 2003 of second degree murder for killing Gina Barnett and then running for the airport, leaving his 18-month-old son outside in the night street. (The child was soon placed in the custody of his maternal grandmother.) Nivette got 18-to-life in 2000. He's undoubtedly out by now and might even be back in Mendocino County calling himself Niv Janes, family counselor, Mendo being the kind of unique place where you are whatever you say you are, and history starts all over again every morning.

RAY’S RESORT: A READER REMEMBERS: I first went to Ray’s Resort in 1955 and went yearly until about 1963 when, by then, I was married and had an infant. I hung out with Lenore while she cooked and sang along with all the pop hits of the day, and have fond memories of Avon baking bread and cooking breakfast. Everyone was concerned that the resort would close when Avon died, but after a bit Lenore married Frank Fallari and they continued for some time to manage the resort. Will write more about my life-changing visits to Ray’s Resort and appreciate hearing from others about their remembrances as well.

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WILLIAMS WANTS TO LAY MORE PEOPLE OFF — from certain departments

by Mark Scaramella

On Tuesday, Supervisor Williams glibly declared that, even though most departments are already short staffed, layoffs were the only way to balance the budget for next fiscal year (July 2024-June 2025). “We can’t even pay the people we have on staff today,” claimed Williams. “We’re going to have to downsize as it is just to break even. And paying a COLA would mean you’d have to cut even more.” 

The Board, including Williams, has already said they will not cut law enforcement (presumably Sheriff, DA and Probation) which make up more than half of the General Fund funded positions, nor “revenue generating” positions. Also, they have shown no inclination to cut themselves (the fully staffed Executive Office or the Supervisors themselves) or the County Counsel’s office, that doesn’t leave many offices left to cut and the remaining offices will have to be cut much more, proportionately, if Williams has his way. “I’m in the camp that says it’s better to have a strong core staff that pays market wages,” added Williams, “that’s in our strategic plan.” So Williams also wants to raise the wages of the already highly paid staffers who survive his layoffs, meaning even more layoffs in the already depleted General Fund office staffs like Planning and Buildling, Evironmental Health, Facilities & Grounds, Fleet Maintenance, Transportation… “There’s never a convenient time to do it,” continued Williams. “I would rather take the pain now and make that transition and pay people enough to survive in our County.”

None of Williams' colleagues commented on this drastic and ill-conceived idea and Williams didn’t mention other more humane cost saving or revenue generating ideas. Later, the Board talked about somehow increasing revenues by collecting back taxes and getting more unassessed properties on the tax rolls. But given their track record of zero follow-up that’s not going to produce measurable results for years, if at all. Some of the buildings they say need to be added to the tax rolls are abandoned pot grow sites and are not likely to generate much revenue, ever, even if added to the rolls.

First District Candidate Carrie Shattuck, who so far is the only candidate to look closely at the County’s budget, told the Board that Mendo hasn’t done a tax auction of tax defaulted properties since 2019 “and one is not planned for this year either.” Shattuck added, “I tried to get a report [of tax defaulted properties] and was told there isn’t one and to check back in a couple of months.”

Shattuck also noted “the fact that the Board and the CEO’s office made no mention of taking a pay reduction themselves while the County continues to be underpaid and understaffed. … And $150k was given to Visit Mendocino while employees got nothing! What kind of message does that send to those who keep this county running?”

Shattuck wasn’t done: “Considering that coming year’s budget was balanced using one time funds which is not sustainable and the Board did not consider any cuts for themselves, I will, if elected, take a 50% reduction in the Supervisors salary of $100,002.78 before retirement and benefits to immediately help the County with its budget crisis. This supervisor’s seat is not about money or prestige for me. It’s our County, the people’s home.”

One of Shattuck’s opponents in the First District to replace McGourty is Adam Gaska of Redwood Valley. Gaska appeared at the Board meeting to offer yet another budget balancing idea. Gaska said that one person in Mendocino County owes the County about $650k in back taxes. “It all traces back to one person through multiple entities,” said Gaska, adding that he didn’t want to name names, but, “how does someone get this far in arrears? How much in total does he owe the County? At what point does the County put pressure on these people to pay?”

Later in the meeting, Auditor-Controller-Treasurer-Tax Collector Chamise Cubbison replied that she was aware of this situation and it wasn’t as simple as Gaska made it sound and that efforts were being made to collect those taxes. But the point Gaska was trying make — how does someone get this far in arrears? — is still valid. The Supervisors have allocated half a mil for additional appraisers in the Assessor’s office and they claim to be prioritizing “revenue generating” positions. But as one employee asked on Tuesday, “Where’s your improvement plan?” Mendo is big on wonkish generalizations such as those in their wasteful $130k “strategic plan,” but when it comes to dealing with specific issues, their planning is invisible.

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On Tuesday, June 20, 2023, Ukiah Police Officers responded to the 500 block of Clara Ave. for a report of shots fired. Officers were told shots were fired from a moving vehicle and multiple vehicles were involved. Upon arrival, Officers spoke to several witnesses of the incident as well as some of the involved parties. The involved parties included the suspect, Jesse Reynolds, 35, of Ukiah, and several juveniles. 

Jesse Reynolds

Officers learned that an ongoing feud had been occurring between Reynolds’ stepson and another unidentified juvenile male. This juvenile male was suspected of being part of a larger group of unidentified juveniles. Just prior to this incident, the group of unidentified juveniles arrived in the area in a vehicle and were circling Reynolds’ residence. At some point, the unidentified juveniles made threats to kill Reynold’s wife and stepchildren. 

At one point, Reynolds’ stepdaughter ran after the unidentified juvenile’s vehicle with a baseball bat as they drove away from the residence. Reynolds got into his own vehicle and chased all of them westbound on Clara Ave. At one point, the unidentified juveniles turned around and started driving back towards Reynolds and his stepdaughter. His stepdaughter started hitting their car with the baseball bat. At the same time, Reynolds saw a rear passenger put his hand out of the window. Reynolds claimed he saw a gun in the hand and heard the person fire one round in his direction. Reynolds then produced his own pistol and fired one round back at the vehicle, striking the vehicle on the trunk lid. The vehicle then sped off eastbound on Clara Ave. 

After interviewing several witnesses, officers learned that only one shot had been heard by all parties. Based on the totality of the circumstances, Reynolds was placed under arrest for assault with a firearm and shooting into an inhabited vehicle. He was booked at the Mendocino County Jail. 

This is an ongoing investigation and identification of all involved parties is still needed. If any member of the public has information regarding this incident, we would encourage you to call the Ukiah Police Department and speak with an officer. 

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We recognize it may be confusing but please do not dump your unwanted play equipment — or trash? — at our local park. It is never fun to be picking up junk while trying to enjoy a day with friends and family. The Boonville Transfer Station is actually just a tad bit farther up Mountain View Road. 

If you do want to donate towards the park, feel free to contact our AV Community Services District (AVCSD). Thank you!

ps. Anyone inspired to throw these items in their truck and do a dump run on behalf of the local Park this week?

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Saturday, July 8, 2023

10am - 4pm

$5 for kids, $10 for adults

Join volunteer docents at Point Cabrillo Light Station State Historic Park in Northern California for the unique opportunity to climb to the top of the lighthouse tower, stand next to the historic 1909 Fresnel Lens, and see the beautiful views of the Mendocino Coastline. These tours happen only a few times a year, and are always a delight!

All the funds raised from these tours go right back into taking care of this park. Thank you!

- Tours are first-come, first-serve, no reservations

- First tour of the day goes up at 10am, last tour of the day goes up at 4pm

- $10 per adult, $5 per child (under 18)

- All children must be over 42 inches tall to climb the stairs

- There are no babies or animals allowed on this tour

- Tour guests must be able to climb three sets of steep ladders

Don’t forget about the half mile walk from the parking lot to the lighthouse! Give yourself plenty of time to arrive before our last tours of the day head up the stairs.

Tours last between 20 - 40 minutes, and are led by the experienced docents of the Point Cabrillo Lightkeepers Association. For more information, you can call the office at 707-937-6123 or email us at

There will be four more lens tours in 2023! August 12, September 3, September 9 and October 14, 2023.

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MCOG Announces Virtual Public Meeting to Preview Recommendations of the Rural Mobility Solutions Study

The Mendocino Council of Governments (MCOG) is nearing completion of a study of transportation needs and solutions for the communities of Covelo, Laytonville, Brooktrails, Potter Valley and Hopland — five inland rural communities with no “regular” public transit services. On June 27th at 5 PM, a virtual public meeting will provide residents with an opportunity to preview and comment on the study recommendations which will be made to the MCOG and MTA boards in August.

According to MCOG staff, “The study points to a variety of innovative, low costs programs for providing life-line transportation services in currently unserved communities and suggests ways of funding these services. However, if these programs are to be implemented, it will require the engagement and advocacy of local residents and stakeholders. We encourage people to come and add their voice to the action plan for this project.”

A link to the virtual public meeting can be found on the project website at

For further information, contact project manager Loretta Ellard at or 707-234-3434.

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CATCH OF THE DAY, Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Bendle, Ireland, Maciel, Reynolds

SALVATORE BENDLE, Miranda/Ukiah. DUI, concealed weapon in vehicle.

CASEY IRELAND, Willits. Resisting, probation revocation.

RAMON MACIEL, Ukiah. Disorderly conduct-under influence. (Frequent flyer.)

JESSE REYNOLDS, Potter Valley. Assault with firearm on person, shooting at inhabited dwellings. 

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THE WORLD is now praying for a 'miracle' with the vital oxygen supply predicted to have run out at 12.08pm GMT (7.08am EST and 9.08pm Sydney). Banging has been heard at 30 minutes intervals from the depths of the Atlantic - possibly from the men striking the side of the sub - but it has not yet been located. The Coast Guard has said the rescue operation is 'still in an active search' with no plans yet to shift to a recovery phase as the desperate families of the so-called 'Titan Five' wait for news.

Titan lost communication on Sunday while about 435 miles south of St John's, Newfoundland, during a voyage to the Titanic off the coast of Canada. The last 'ping' of its homing device was heard on Sunday afternoon - directly above the world's most famous seawreck. Despite fears their oxygen supplies have diminished, there is still hope in the most desperate of situations. Experts believe that the 96-hour oxygen supply number is an imprecise estimate and could be extended if those on board have taken measures to conserve breathable air including lying still and even sleeping.

Those stuck onboard include British billionaire Hamish Harding, OceanGate CEO Stockton Rush, French navy veteran PH Nargeolet and Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood and his son Suleman, who is just 19.

Guillermo Sohnlein founded OceanGate with Mr Rush in 2009 and believes that if the window for finding them could go beyond the US Coastguard's prediction. He said: 'Today will be a critical day in this search and rescue mission, as the sub's life support supplies are starting to run low. I firmly believe that the time window available for their rescue is longer than what most people think'.

Above the Titanic is a flotilla of at least ten ships. Among the fleet is a French ship viewed as the last hope of finding the missing Titanic submersible is at the search zone ready to drop its remote-controlled sub Victor 6000.

This is how Titan could be saved by the French ship, if it is found…

— Daily Mail

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The great White Rock (NM) rock saga continues out here in the radiologically induced “Land of Enchantment.” To review for those who might have missed the previous installment, the White Rock rock, is large rock normally painted white (clever, ain’t it?) displayed on a main thoroughfare as you enter the humble little burg of White Rock, NM, otherwise known as a glorified and over-priced housing development for Los Alamos National Lab employees. The “Pride Week” people evidently convinced civic leaders that it would be a good idea to paint it over with Pride Week slogans during Pride Week, and then paint it all back over again later in the day. Predictably, that led some others to add their own slogans later in the day, which has degenerated into a D vs R shitting match with the usual accusations of “Hatred!” being slung about by the usual suspects. So much ado over a fucking white rock!

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SO MUCH of modern political life consists of the ruling class tricking the public into trading away things the ruling class values in exchange for things the ruling class does not value. Trading revolution for the feeling of being revolutionary. Trading actual freedom and democracy for the story of having freedom and democracy. Trading away the civil rights our rulers actually care about like unrestricted speech and freedom from surveillance in exchange for culture wars about racism and transphobia. Trading real labor for imaginary money. In every way possible we're being duped into trading away real power for empty narrative fluff.

— Caitlin Johnstone

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I just learned today that Gus Newport, a former mayor of Berkeley and an old friend of mine passed away four days ago. 

Gus Newport

He was as good as it gets and his life's efforts put to shame those members of the Black political class who have sold their souls to the Democrats and to the Israel Lobby. Gus was the ONLY Black politician or ex-politician in California to openly support the Palestinians and not kiss the boots of the Israel Lobby compared to whom, the late Ron Dellums and his successor, Barbara Lee could be said to be political midgets. Gus was 88.

One of his most important acts was to escort a Berkley resident and friend, Barbara Lubin, who was a committed Zionist, to the West Bank close to five decades ago to let her see what Palestinian life was like under Israeli occupation. Barbara, who would become a close friend of mine, was so outraged at what she saw that when she returned to Berkeley she launched the Middle East Children's Alliance which, for decades now, has provided educational tools, playgrounds, and medical aid to Palestinian youth on the ground in the West Bank and Gaza as well as in the refugee camps in Lebanon.

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ONCE the poet Gary Snyder, doyen of the Beats, product of the sixties upheaval, was asked how people should respond to the combined environmental and cultural crises of the late twentieth century. What was the best path? Reform? Revolution? Technology? Politics? Snyder had a better idea. ‘The most radical thing you can do’, he replied, ‘is to stay at home.’

— Paul Kingsnorth

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The wolverine is back, spotted in Inyo County and Yosemite

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JOHN DURHAM TESTIFIED WEDNESDAY. Five Hard Questions He Should Have Faced

Special counsel John Durham appears before Congress, offering perhaps a last chance to ask the question: was his Russiagate report devastating truth-telling, or a whitewash job?

by Matt Taibbi

On May 12, Special Counsel John Durham released his long-awaited “Report on Matters Related to Intelligence Activities and Investigations Arising Out of the 2016 Presidential Campaigns.” After years of investigation, inspiring instant sneers by Trump detractors and first strong and then quick-fading hopes of Donald Trump supporters, his headline judgment — that the FBI’s original investigation of Trump was unwarranted — bounced off the news cycle like a cat flatus. 

Today the bearded, loping prosecutor will testify behind closed doors before the House Judiciary Committee. Not everyone with connections to the Trump-Russia investigation is happy the affair appears to be wrapping up in such anticlimactic fashion. “Last act of the Limited Hangout. Tickets still available,” seethes one Durham witness. 

Was Durham on the level, or covering the backside of a justice system corrupted beyond repair? If the latter, what questions should Durham be facing? ...

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Joe "Ducky" Medwick was rendered unconscious and nearly killed by a fastball thrown by former Cardinal teammate Bob Bowman (left) on June 18, 1940.

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President Vladimir Putin has said that Moscow had seen a “lull” in the Ukrainian counteroffensive, and that Kyiv had suffered heavy losses in the south of Ukraine.

In remarks shown on Russian state television, the Russian leader said that although Ukraine retained offensive potential, the country already understood that it had “no chance” in its counteroffensive. 

Mr Putin said: “Oddly enough, at the moment we are seeing a certain lull. This is due to the fact that the enemy is suffering serious losses, both in personnel and equipment.”

But he added that Ukraine’s offensive potential “has not yet been exhausted, there are also reserves that the enemy is thinking about where and how to introduce”.

Kyiv has reclaimed eight villages over the course of a couple of weeks in its highly-anticipated counteroffensive in the south of the country, in the Donetsk and Zaporizhzhia regions.

Volodymyr Zelensky admitted in an interview with the BBC on Wednesday that progress in the counteroffensive has been “slower than desired” as his forces struggle to make a major breakthrough. He added: “Whatever some might want, including attempts to pressure us, with all due respect, we will advance on the battlefield the way we deem best.”

— Daily Telegraph

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by Matt Taibbi

This week’s story is Harrison Bergeron, by Kurt Vonnegut, which has a lot of predictive power about a couple of things in modern society. Vonnegut was always one of my favorites. I liked him as a kid, among other things, because he was easy to read. The paragraphs were small and separated. He drew pictures that were funny. He openly didn’t take literature seriously. He had a great sense of humor, and the message was, I always thought gentle, humanistic, encouraging, and optimistic, and the stories were great. But his short stories are not something that I ever really got into. So, this was interesting for me. What are your thoughts about Kurt Vonnegut?

Walter Kirn: I mean, to reintroduce him to maybe younger listeners or to people who weren’t fans, Kurt Vonnegut is an American novelist whose major works were produced in the sixties and seventies and the eighties to some extent, who was a World War II veteran, whose formative experience in life was being on the ground at the firebombing of Dresden in World War II. And so he experienced war at a level of horrific industrial incineration that was unique. And he came back to the United States.

He’s originally from Indiana. He was from a commercial family in Indianapolis. They had a department or maybe a hardware store chain.

He went to work in upstate New York, maybe for General Electric or some big post-war company. And in this way he was like Joseph Heller. Heller and Vonnegut lived in some ways parallel lives. They both came back from terrifying experiences in World War II to try to join normie corporate America in the fifties. And they in some ways failed to bond and became satirical novelists whose target was what we might call the organization.

The person who doesn’t ask questions whose identity is subsumed by some absurd either army or company or social scene. And for me, Vonnegut, you say he had a sense of humor. He almost had nothing but a sense of humor. Matt Taibbi: I was going to say, he was also less vicious than Joseph Heller was in his caricatures.

Walter Kirn: Yes, and that probably has to do with temperament, but also may have to do with the fact that Kurt Vonnegut’s World War II was approximately 10,000 times more horrifying than Heller's. He saw a major European city reduced to rubble and its population to body parts and scavenging animals almost, in the wake of this. And he was held prisoner there. In any case, his greatest book is probably his account of that bombing interspliced with a weird science fiction story called Slaughterhouse-Five.

Matt Taibbi: With a character named Montana Wildhack. I always thought that was a great name.

Walter Kirn: Montana Wildhack. So in Slaughterhouse-Five, Vonnegut takes a character who was a fellow soldier of his, who he names Billy Pilgrim, who’s an American everyman. A simple, innocent American everyman. And in the spliced part of the novel, he imagines Billy Pilgrim becoming “unstuck in time” and becoming a zoo creature on another planet.

Matt Taibbi: Tralfamadore, that’s the name of the planet.

Walter Kirn: On a planet called Tralfamadore, where he’s caged with a porn star, an incredibly well-endowed porn star named Montana Wildhack.

And the extra-terrestrials watch them cavort in the cage. And we understand this fantasy, high absurd Swiftian cartoon drama as the necessary psychic escape from the horrors of the Dresden bombing. He, in the book, enacts a psychic break in which the horrors of reality are poised against the weirdness of this notion that you can move around “unstuck in time” to other planets and become a zoo animal for the entertainment of other beings and so on.

But the thing that I think is important about Kurt Vonnegut vis-a-vis this story, Harrison Bergeron, is that he was a Midwesterner, and he came from a world that I know well because I grew up in it too, where everybody’s supposed to be nice to each other. And in the words of Garrison Keillor, “All the children are above average,” as he said, of Lake Wobegon. And it is not nice to be better than someone else, to put on airs, and to be stuck up. That’s the word we used to use in high school back in Minnesota. And this story is about a society in the future in which everybody is equal because everybody who exceeds the norm, whether it be in intelligence or beauty or athleticism, is handicapped such that they can’t stand out.

Matt Taibbi: I think the two big themes that he really nails in this story are the ideology of equity, and then there’s a lot about the internet and the mechanisms of evening things out that he approximates here. But he writes, ‘The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren’t only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.’

Matt Taibbi: Of course, it’s amusing that that word would no longer be allowed if you were writing today, but that’s pretty much the story. It goes on from there and we’ll get into the specific plot points, but the idea is they were mandating that everybody no longer be better than anybody else in any way. The people who were had to walk around with weights around their necks. They had internal mechanisms that made their brains blast really unpleasant noises if they were smarter than other people and were tempted to have thoughts that raced them ahead of others.

One of them described it as listening to a ball-peen hammer hitting a Coke bottle.

By the way: Vonnegut had, I always thought, a really great gift for capturing images in a sentence. He was very original in that way. He got you from A to B in a very creative way, but it wasn’t flashy. He always came up with something that was both simple and really, really creative.

Walter Kirn: Matt, I see a lot of Vonnegut in your writing. I really do.

Matt Taibbi: I wish! But thank you.

Walter Kirn: I think you absorbed and digested him and made him your own in some fashion. But back to the story.

Matt Taibbi: So, this is about a family, and it’s George and Hazel Bergeron, and these names, as you say, he’s a Midwesterner. A lot of his characters come from places like where was it? Ili New York? Was that one of them?

Walter Kirn: Which is a take on Troy, New York.

Matt Taibbi: Then a lot of them were from Indiana or Indianapolis. I think his best book, the one I enjoyed the most was Breakfast of Champions, which was, if I remember correctly, set in Indiana.

Walter Kirn: It’s about a car dealer from Indiana. Dwayne Hoover. Yeah. And his adventures in Holiday Inn ballrooms and car dealer offices and the most banal American settings imaginable.

Matt Taibbi: His unique trick as a satirist was, and the thing that he did really brilliantly through this character who reappeared in a lot of his books, Kilgore Trout, a science fiction writer who was a stand-in for Vonnegut himself, was he would describe the way people acted as if you were having to explain it to an alien civilization that had never heard of it before. And of course, if you do that, inevitably we sound like the most ridiculous people, the most ridiculous animals who have ever been created. And he was always very good at that.

And I thought Breakfast of Champions was terrific in the way it used that technique to take this totally banal part of America that you would never even want to visit and make it seem like the wildest, weirdest place in the world.

But anyway, once again, it seems like he’s taking Midwestern characters as this George and Hazel Bergeron, and George is smart, and he has to wear what they call a little mental handicap radio in his ear where, “Every 20 seconds or so, the transmitter would send out some sharp noise to keep people like George from taking unfair advantage of their brains.”

While he’s hearing stuff in his head, Hazel is apparently not hearing this, but they’re in the same place because the government has successfully evened things out. And then there is a plot that develops about their son, Harrison. I think he’s 14.

Walter Kirn: I can’t remember his age. But I think that the reason this is apropos of what we were talking about before is that the story here occurs on television as the couple watches their son appear on a variety show. And on this variety show, there are ballet dancers, and the beautiful ones have to wear ugly masks. And the ones who are light on their feet have to wear extra heavy bags of lead shot or whatever to keep them earthbound. And onto the stage comes their son. They didn’t know he was coming because they live in a state of induced idiocy due to these ear devices they’re forced to wear.

They get about 20 seconds of consciousness, at which point they reset constantly. They’re like TikTok videos. And here comes their son onto the stage, they’re not expecting it. And he performs marvels of eloquence. He proclaims himself a great person, a great man. He takes one of the ballerinas in hand, and they dance in an extraordinary fashion. He so exceeds the median he so overcomes the average that he has to be actually killed on the air. So, the Handicapper in Chief or the Handicapper General, I forget her name, but it’s another great Vonnegut name...

Matt Taibbi: Diana Moon Glampers.

Walter Kirn: Diana Moon Glampers. The Handicapper General comes out with a shotgun and blows them away, blows away Harrison Bergeron and blows away the dancer that he’s cavorting with. Meanwhile, back on the couch in Indiana or whatever presumed middle American spot the parents live in, they struggle to take in what they’re seeing because the moment they start reacting to it, they get this tone in their ear that resets their consciousness. And the real horror of this story is not that the Handicapper in General is blowing people away on TV for showing extraordinary abilities. It’s that the parents of the guy who gets blown away are incapable of being upset or even registering what has happened.

Toward the end of the story, they’re like, “What just happened on TV? I think it was upsetting.” And he’s like, “Don’t be upset. Don’t pay attention to sad things.” They just watched their son be killed, but the numbing agents and the diversionary technologies that are universal now don’t allow them to take in the worst event of their lives.

Matt Taibbi: As Harrison is killed, and by the way, the way they introduce him is hilarious. It’s very early sixties variety show like dialogue.

Walter Kirn: Read what he says, Matt, because he’s very much like Trump.

He comes on making these extraordinary claims for himself, right?

He’s a big egotist, because in this world, you’re not allowed to have an ego. When it really comes down to it, what the Handicapper General is stamping out in society is any arrogance, ego, or self-love. You can’t be stronger. You can’t be smarter, and you certainly can’t proclaim that you are. But he comes on stage committing the ultimate sin, which is proclaiming his extraordinary nature.

Matt Taibbi: They had to put a rubber ball on his face, because he is good-looking. He was seven feet tall, but they recalibrated the picture to make him look ordinary, but he throws off all of the weights and all of the hindrances. And then he screams:

‘I am the emperor. Do you hear? I am the emperor. Everybody must do what I say at once.” And he stamps his feet. “Even as I stand here, crippled, hobbled, sickened, I am a greater ruler than any man who ever lived. Now watch me become what I can become.’

Walter Kirn: Could this not be a Trump speech?

Matt Taibbi: It totally could be a Trump speech. It didn’t even occur to me. It’s so embarrassing I missed that, but it’s true.

Walter Kirn: Then here comes Erin Burnett, the Handicapper General.

Matt Taibbi: Exactly. And he starts dancing with the ballerina, and he plucks the mental handicap from her ear, and they start dancing beautifully, and it’s awesome, it’s a spectacle. And of course, Diana Moon Glampers, who is Erin Burnett, or God knows who else, Rachel Maddow, any of them, comes in with a double-barreled, 10-gauge shotgun. Fires twice, and the new emperor and empress were “dead before they hit the floor.”

And George, the father, who is genetically responsible for this, because apparently it’s his brains that are passed down to Harrison, he’s away at this moment. He’s getting a beer when this is happening. He comes back and he finds his wife crying.

“You been crying” he said to Hazel.

“Yup,” she said.

“What about?” he said.

“I forget,” she said. “Something real sad on television.”

“What was it?” he said.

“It's all kind of mixed up in my mind,” said Hazel.

“Forget sad things,” said George.

“I always do,” said Hazel.

“That's my girl,” said George. He winced. There was the sound of a rivetting gun in his head.

“Gee - I could tell that one was a doozy,” said Hazel.

“You can say that again,” said George.

“Gee-” said Hazel, “I could tell that one was a doozy.”

That’s straight out of the Three Stooges. That’s another thing I like about Vonnegut, is that he was never afraid to go for the corniest conceivable joke and be proud of it. But yeah, I mean, there’s so much in this, the weight system, the signal system. How exactly like all of the tools that we have on the internet is that? The de-amplification, the warnings, everything.

Walter Kirn: And so the question is, what was Vonnegut talking about? What is this an allegory for? Now, conservatives love this story.

Anti-socialists love this story because, to them, it represents Vonnegut’s critique of a world in which everybody is made equal through a bureaucratic adjustment that resembles socialism. And so right-wingers love Harrison Bergeron, okay? They see it as a miniature Ayn Randian Fountainhead about how the extraordinary individual will be leveled by the state. I, as a Midwesterner, don’t quite see it that way. And I don’t imagine that Vonnegut thought that way because Vonnegut was a leftist. He was a leading antiwar Vietnam critic, and he wasn’t usually a critic of society except of vanilla capitalism as a soul-deadening force in nature.

He seemed to be far more concerned about the stupid-ification of America through consumerism and et cetera, than a critique of a looming socialist order. I see this as Vonnegut’s critique of Midwesternism, of a world in which no one is allowed to brag. No one is allowed to stand out. And it’s almost like an earlier Midwestern writer, Sinclair Lewis, who also made fun of the boosters and chamber of commerce types in the Midwest. And so, I think that the conservatives who point to this story as a veiled attack on socialism don’t understand the culture out of which it arose in plain middle America, Indianapolis.

But like most great pieces of literature, it transcends whatever might seem to be its literal decoding. And it really just is a story about two things, to me: Induced stupidity of the audience and the country, we’re to presume - not just this couple - is in a state of eternal stupefaction in which every last thought they have is then forgotten. Every last spectacle is supplanted by a new spectacle. We’re to understand that people get blown away on TV every night maybe. This is probably a variety show, which ends with the death almost every night of whoever came out and was stupid enough to pretend they were better. And so, it’s about stupefaction. And on the part of the people like Harrison Bergeron, I think it’s about the tragedy of being an artist as a Midwesterner. Vonnegut left this state. He became a New Yorker ultimately, and he was the toast of America at some point.

The fame Kurt Vonnegut had among his fans is hard to imagine nowadays. I don’t think there’s any equal to it. He was an avuncular beloved guy who appeared on TV. Did you know he appeared on TV on 9/11 [Editor’s

Note: He wrote this shortly after 9/11, I think that’s true, as someone who had to interpret this event for America? I will stand corrected by our audience if I’m wrong, but I think it’s true. So, he had this role as a sage commentator, as a Mark Twain, a Mark Twain stand-in, really, and he looked like Twain.

He cultivated the same big hair and the mustache and the professional Mid-Westerner identity and the sardonic refusal to recognize pretentiousness, though, I think what we really have is a story that predicted two things: technological stupefaction and an envy society, in which to break out of whatever the standard model is in terms of opinions or abilities, is to invite scorn. I’m not saying that’s what we got with Lara Logan, but we’re seeing the media more and more act like the Handicapper General, aren’t we? It’s not so much that they’re policing superior abilities, but they’re certainly policing…

Matt Taibbi: Difference.

Walter Kirn: The individual.

Matt Taibbi: This story was written probably a couple of years after ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ [from 1956]. I didn’t read this story really as an anti-Marxist critique, although I know some people have. But I saw it much more as criticism of the movement towards mass conformity that was really the abiding concern of a lot of people in intellectual life in America, such as it was at the time.

Walter Kirn: It was published in 1961.

Matt Taibbi: Then there was The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit, and this whole worry that beneath the joyous conformism of the ’50s there lurked something dangerous and anti-intellectual.

Matt Taibbi: I think that was probably more of what he was getting at. But we have Invasion of the Body Snatchers on — I hate to use that term, “On steroids,” but it’s way worse now. Now, we have these algorithmic technologies that in advance detect the people who are likely to turn out to be different in some way, and we deamplify them. We put them in denylists, and they can be identified as potential dangers. They can end up interrogated in an airport in London like Kit Klarenberg, or you start making lists of people who deviate from the mean, and that’s really what this is. It’s we’ve identified the mean, and the mean is good.

For anyone else, we’re going to put up roadblocks for you. The other thing that I think was so prescient was this assault on family bonds, which is a consistent feature of all totalitarian, dystopian literature, which he had to have been reading a lot of at that time. But he nailed it in a way that was particularly interesting because it wasn’t just, “We’re going to separate you at birth by the way they did in Brave New World,” or “have you bred in pods.” They made it so that this otherwise loving normal family just couldn’t remember what they just saw because of these new technologies, which are probably on their way to happening. Already are. We are living in a society that doesn’t remember what happened 10 minutes ago, and the people who try to remember increasingly are becoming dissidents, whether they like it or not, they’re all being defined in the same way.

Walter Kirn: They’re forced into dissidence by the fact as they are pushed out of so-called mainstream outlets, and they start communicating on Signal and they start writing on Substack and they do these other things in the spaces that are allotted to them, and then the fact that they’ve been marginalized becomes proof of their radicalism in a self-reinforcing way like, “We’re going to make you an outsider. Then once you are, we’re going to portray you as an extremist. We’ll push you to the edge, and then once you’re on the edge, we’ll say that’s where you want to be. That’s where you chose to be, and that’s where you plan to mount an attack on the middle from,” when in fact, “We’re the people who made you retreat. We were the ones who wouldn’t let you be here in the center, and now you’re an extremist because the center rejected you.”

I would like nothing more than to be on CBS or be called that by CNN to be on a panel. At this point, I know how it would go, that you would see my dead body afterwards or skeleton on the table as Van Jones took his last scoop of my flesh. But to come back to the story, let’s talk about a couple of historical parameters. It was published in October 1961, and it was published in a science fiction magazine, not in The New Yorker, not in Harper’s, not in some mainstream publication because Vonnegut at this point was really not famous and not well known and was considered a science fiction writer because his first few novels had these strange hybrid science fiction plots.

Matt Taibbi: He was Kilgore Trout at that point.

Walter Kirn: He was Kilgore Trout. Now October 1961, when it’s published means that it was written probably in the spring. Where are we then? What happened in 1960? What extraordinary person and his beautiful wife were at the center of television? John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Kennedy. I look at this and there should always be a five-minute weirdo Walter clip in every America this week, I look at this story as terribly prophetic about something you would never guess, the Kennedy assassination.

Harrison Bergeron who comes out as the emperor of America with his queen, the beautiful ballet, the person who stands out before Middle America and offends against every 1950s style code of moderation and normalcy.

Matt Taibbi: They were rich too.

Walter Kirn: In this little microcosmic science fiction published story, he basically tells us what’s going to happen to the couple that had to have been in his mind as the premier American—

Matt Taibbi: God, I didn’t think of that either.

Walter Kirn: Only I think this horribly about the relationship between literature and reality because I happen to have a mystical theory, the underpinnings of which I won’t go into lest they Lara Loganize me, that the real prophets of society are not CNN and not Wolf Blitzer and so on, but people like Kurt Vonnegut who go into some state of unrewarded, hypnotic zeitgeist meditation and come up with things that only in retrospect do we realize were inevitable. Seeing this extraordinary couple get blown away on TV by the Handicapper General, it’s pretty much the Zapruder film.

There they are extraordinary. There they are, America’s King and Queen and the forces of Great Plains normalcy, or whatever it was that killed him come out in Dallas that day just as they came for Harrison Bergeron.

Matt Taibbi: Kennedy was young too.

Walter Kirn: He was young, his wife was beautiful, and to update all this, whether or not Donald Trump is Harrison, I think he sees himself as Harrison. He definitely feels that he is this extraordinary being who is beset by inferiors or not just inferiors, bureaucrats, because remember, the agent of the leveling in this story is this Diana Glampers bureaucrat.

I think we should start referring to some of these disinformation people as Handicappers General.

We say things like, “On CNN today, the Handicapper General weighed in on the 17th Trump arraignment.” The theme of forgetting in the story is also appropriate to what we’re talking about because we are to every night tune in to a new Trump arraignment, impeachment, whatever it may be, warning about extremism with fresh and absolute 11-level horror. Then we’re to forget about it the next day so that we can be aroused again the next day.

Matt Taibbi: The videos that Matt Orfalea makes for our site, which are compilations of things that people said on television that apparently we were supposed to forget because they’re insane when taken in context. All he does is string them together and show you how ridiculous it is if you try to remember all the things that people say on TV and try to make sense of it as one contiguous message. But we don’t do that. The imperative that comes from television is, “You live in the moment, we are only in the now. The things we said five minutes ago are not relevant. The things we’re going to say in five minutes aren’t relevant. The only thing that matters is right at this one second, and we reserve the right to completely change our minds about whatever in a few minutes.”

I think that’s pretty accurate. What he describes in the story is pretty close to what we’re living right now. The other thing about this story, and I know this is going to out me as not being a Midwestern, I didn’t recognize those themes, but what it did remind me of: Harrison Bergeron is seven feet tall, crazy looking, beautiful, sticks out. Because of that, he evokes all this horror in this audience that is used to conformity.

Whether they love it or not, they expect it.

That reminded me a lot of the first chapter of Master and Margarita, where Satan appears in the middle of Moscow, and he’s dressed outlandishly. He’s seven feet tall. He has a glass eye. He is marvelous looking in lots of different ways, and this arouses instant suspicion in people just because he’s different in a world where to be different is to die.

Matt Taibbi: This was written in 1937 in Moscow, when somebody parading around in a weird suit and speaking in something like an accent that they can’t identify and being seven feet tall and not ashamed of it was in itself an act of defiance. I think that a universal theme with repressive societies is that if you’re openly different and are unashamed of it, bad things will happen to you.

Walter Kirn: The oldest human religion, and I’ve studied this, or the oldest human superstition anthropology tells us surrounds the evil eye, an almost universal fear that to attract envy is to attract disaster. The evil eye mindset is the reason that if someone comes into your house and says, “What a beautiful house,” You will usually say, “Yeah, but I’m sorry it’s so dirty,” or if they look at a baby and say, “Oh, it’s the perfect baby.” “Oh, but it just burped and it’s made a mess.”

One of our greatest fears and most universal anxieties as humans is that we may attract the jealousy of others, and that means an attack by others.

I think one of the reasons that Trump has been such a transfixing figure in America is that he throws all that to the wind.

Trump is someone, people have said, who is a poor man’s version of a rich man. He, in some ways, appeals to people because he does with his money what they imagine they would do if they won the lottery, “I want a solid gold car.” So, in that sense, there is something primal about all people’s response to Donald Trump. On the one hand, I think a lot of people secretly go, as they do when rappers have three models on their arms and are drinking Cristal from the bottle, they’re going like, “Yeah, man, go.” But the other part of them is, “If I behaved that way, I’d get what was coming to me.” We saw this in that coverage of Trump eating dinner at his country club. Look at him. Doesn’t he realize the hatred and anger that he’s attracting? Isn’t anybody advising him not to laugh and smile and be seen having a good time the night before his arraignment?

It really had that horrible feeling of a mob attacking someone who’s just standing out, who’s made the mistake of being too colorful. I don’t speak to Donald Trump’s actual sins in this case. You know why? ’Cause he hasn’t gone on trial yet.

So, when he goes on trial and we see the evidence and we know what the charges are, and the presumption of innocence is still in place, but we’re starting to adjudicate it ourselves, I will discuss it as a trial.

But at this point, it’s a spectacle.

What it is a spectacle of is a strange homeostatic mechanism in society by which the exception to the norms is clawed down. I don’t want to be Donald Trump. I don’t want a solid gold car. But in everyone, I think there is an Id, and Donald Trump has spoken directly to that id for years and years, and here comes the super ego as it were.

Matt Taibbi: We’ve also lied to the public about this forever. We always present the president as this ordinary, plain-spoken, often Midwestern figure, from Harry Truman to Ike to Nixon.

Walter Kirn: Silent Cal. Silent Cal Coolidge, or the Ohio presidents.

Matt Taibbi: George W. Bush, who was really a rich coke-snorting libertine, he’s now repackaged as a Christian who likes to clear brush with a chainsaw like an everyman. This is the lie that we’ve always sold to the middle of the country, that the president is just, “He’s just an ordinary person like you and me, with the same ordinary taste.”

One of the things that I think was really successful with him is that he said, “Screw that. I’m not going to present myself as being pretending to be humble,” and pretending to be an ordinary square person like all these other idiots like Jeb Bush and John Kasich and all these other bores that he was on stage with.

He exploded the idiocy, and really the cruelty of that myth. It’s really a cruel myth that these people lay on the public, this idea that, “We’re going to pretend to be ordinary like you, when actually we want awesome power and limitless wealth, and we’re pretty close to getting it.”

I think that illusion has never been a good one. Trump was different in that respect, and he represents a failure to pretend, which I guess, is frowned upon.

Walter Kirn: The other thing is, the week before this arraignment he went to a Waffle House. I don’t know if you saw that footage.

Walter Kirn: Instead of the Doral Country Club, he went to a Waffle House. He shook hands and hugged the workers and shot the breeze with the supposed customers or whoever the Secret Service allowed into that Waffle House and had the common touch as it were. To me, that is the even greater mythological sin of Donald Trump before the media, which is that besides being outlandish in this P.T. Barnum larger-than-life salesman, he goes around and he makes them turn their cameras on the people they assiduously avoid. The only time CNN will ever show footage of the people who work in a Waffle House is if Donald Trump goes to it. He has forced them through their fascination and loathing of him to show his voters in a way that they avoid at every other turn, except maybe at points during the Iowa primaries when they go to diners.

Matt Taibbi: Clinton was good at that too, to be fair. Bill Clinton, I mean.

Walter Kirn: Yes, he was, he was. But when you see Donald Trump ordering a waffle or a piece of pizza or fraternizing with short order cooks, it reminds America that there are a lot of poor people here. There are a lot of frustrated people here. There are a lot of people with minimum wage jobs. There are a lot of people for whom the future looks like a dead end, and he forces them to cover it. Whether it’s cynical or a political ploy or something even more dastardly than that, I think they hate him for that particularly, because there is a myth about America that this media is promoting, that everyone lives in a suburb of Washington D.C. or Downtown LA ... or I mean Silver Lake, LA, Santa Monica or all of these precincts.

They banned the Roseanne show. They’ve taken off the air about the only shows that attempt to fictionally portray working-class America, and Donald Trump keeps forcing their cameras at it. The truth of America that I see when I take off these headphones every day and walk out into my town is of a struggling place.

Matt Taibbi: An angry place, too.

Walter Kirn: An angry place and a place that’s looking for a tribune, somebody to speak for them, a desperate place. I just think they want to ignore that. This guy, through his mastery of theater, has forced them to keep acknowledging it. So, in some ways, it’s not just that he’s so conspicuous, it’s that he uses his conspicuousness to illuminate people who would give lie to the regime propaganda that everything’s okay.

Matt Taibbi: All the more reason that this theatrical effort to chain him to a rock like Prometheus for all of his sins, I think this is going to backfire. The more they pour it on, the more accessible I think he’s going to become. That story ends up having a lot more relevance to this week than even I imagined. So we strongly recommend that you read Harrison Bergeron if you haven’t already.

Walter Kirn: I teased UFOs last week, and I’ll continue to tease them this week since it’s been a decades-long tease. I promise before the end of the year to disclose the real truth about the alien president. Let’s put it that way.

Matt Taibbi: We’ll get to that soon.

Walter Kirn: You’ll have to watch every episode, though. You’ll have to listen assiduously because you might miss it, America.

Matt Taibbi: We’re going to hide it from you until we need the ratings and the clicks. But thanks, everybody, for tuning in and we’ll see you again next week. You can look for the transcript on Substack this weekend.

Walter Kirn: Thanks, everyone. See you soon.

Matt Taibbi: Thank you.

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  1. Lee Edmundson June 22, 2023

    Matt Tiabbi suffers from extreme logorrhea, which is the tendency towards loquacity: using more words than necessary to illustrate a point or idea.
    You might consider simply offering a link to his remarks in the future, and fill your paper with more local news. Mendofever seems a good source. There’s a lot more local news out here.
    Hey, I’m from the South, where we never say in a word what we can say in a sentence, and never say in a sentence what we can say in a paragraph. Same thing.
    Geriatrics Rule.

  2. George Hollister June 22, 2023

    On Matt Taibbi’s five hard questions for John Durham:

    We need to also ask why didn’t anyone in the Congressional hearing ask any of these questions? The answer is Congress is more interested in grandstanding for media than asking potentially insightful questions.

    What has emerged from the Russian Collusion lie is a long list of pathetic figures starting with James Comey, in the middle Adam Schiff, and ending with the NYT. At this point, the justice system, appears shattered. No politician, particularly Donald Trump, appears to have the ability to fix it, either. Trump’s only measure is with “loyalty”, to Donald Trump. That won’t fix the Justice Department. Bill Barr likely knows what needs to be done as well as anyone, but he isn’t running for office.

    Adam Schiff says he is running for the Senate. Even in California it is hard to believe he could be elected. “Vote for the liar, he is from the right party.”

    • Chuck Dunbar June 22, 2023

      Durham’s long investigation ended with a whimper, two peripheral, minor prosecutions pursued, leaving mostly his criticism of FBI and their investigative “confirmation bias.” Most of the results were old business already discovered in a prior look-see by the FBI watchdog. No major prosecutions for this experienced, tough prosecutor, nada really for the hopes fostered by the right, including Kunstler, that major participants=targets in the investigation might be hung or burned at the stake.

      • George Hollister June 22, 2023

        What was done was legal, that’s why no prosecutions. What Durham has done is point to the lack of accountability at the DOJ. They can go after who anyone they want, for any reason they want, and all is good. This sort of behavior has been SOP for quite a while at the DOJ. Now few have any faith in anything they do, or don’t do.

        • Chuck Dunbar June 22, 2023

          Legal, so no major prosecutions, that’s the big deal A prosecutor like Durham surely lives for prosecutions, with guilty findings at the end of the process. 4 years of this investigation with little to show for it, in those legal terms. But I agree with you about accountability, always a true test of an organization’s legitimacy, whether governmental or a business venture. And yet, again, the FBI watchdog found the same lack and suggested changes, some already made at this point.

          I still think of Trump and his odd, counter-factual listing toward Putin’s side. The sycophancy by Trump in their meetings, the “genious” label as to Putin’s invasion of Ukraine (stated after the investigation began), his stated belief that Putin’s views on certain issues was more credible than our security agencies….It was not without reason to suspect a hidden problem might be at hand. These ongoing actions by Trump must surely have had a part to play in how this investigation began, how it seemed a reasonable, path for the FBI to pursue…

          Here’s to Accountability: One wishes for–yearns for– a higher level of accountability for the Mendocino County BOS and the CEO (past and present), for the Mendocino County DA as to his treatment of local law enforcement officers who have transgressed, as well as for SCOTUS recusal issues, etc., to put forth a minimal list. A full list of needs in this respect would cover pages and pages.

          • Chuck Dunbar June 22, 2023

            One addition to those who need to be held accountable for misdeeds and illegal acts: Trump (how could I have been so stupid not to list him?)

  3. Chuck Wilcher June 22, 2023

    “The Mendocino Council of Governments (MCOG) is nearing completion of a study of transportation needs and solutions for the communities of Covelo, Laytonville, Brooktrails, Potter Valley and Hopland — five inland rural communities with no “regular” public transit services.”

    Not a single mention of Comptche? Does MCOG know we exist?

    • Rye N Flint June 22, 2023

      Orr springs is a long and winding road. Maybe one of those EV busses could come up Flynn Creek road and go back down to Boonville, so we can serve Comptche? What’s the population of Comptche again? 50?

      • Eric Sunswheat June 22, 2023

        Perhaps put some mini commuter rooms in Ukiah and elsewhere, so the back to the landers don’t have to drive so far every working day to earn their paycheck.

      • Chuck Wilcher June 23, 2023

        A little more than 50 I can assure you.

        We have the old folks and hitch hikers around here to who could use the public transport.

        I was thinking MTA could swing through Comptche on one of their runs from Boonville to Mendo. What is there once you pass Navarro?

  4. Eric Sunswheat June 22, 2023

    RE: On Matt Taibbi’s five hard questions for John Durham… Adam Schiff says he is running for the Senate. Even in California it is hard to believe he could be elected. “Vote for the liar, he is from the right party.” — George Hollister

    —> June 21, 2023
    Eric Swalwell asked Durham about how Trump “tried and concealed from the public a real-estate deal he was seeking in Moscow.”
    This was a deal, described in the Mueller report, in which the Russian government promised Trump several hundreds of millions of dollars in profit at no risk to himself to license a tower in Moscow. The proposed payoff, and Trump’s public lies at the time about it, gave Russia enormous leverage over his campaign. Durham replied, “I don’t know anything about that.”
    When Adam Schiff asked Durham if the Russians released stolen information through cutouts, he replied, “I’m not sure.” Schiff responded, “The answer is yes,” to which Durham reported, “In your mind, it’s yes.”
    When Schiff asked Durham if he knew that, hours after Trump publicly asked Russia to find Hillary Clinton’s State Department emails and release them, Russian hackers made an attempt to hack Clinton emails, Durham replied, “If that happened, I’m not aware of that.”…
    And when Schiff asked Durham if he was aware that Trump’s campaign manager, Paul Manafort, passed on polling data to Konstantin Kilimnik, a Russian intelligence agent, at the time Russia was conducting both a social-media campaign and the release of stolen documents to help Trump, Durham replied, “You may be getting beyond the depth of my knowledge.”
    David Corn reacted incredulously to the last profession of ignorance. “The Manafort-Kilimnik connection — which the Senate Intelligence Committee report characterized as a ‘grave counterintelligence threat’ — is one of the most serious and still not fully explained components of the Trump-Russia scandal,” he writes. “It is inconceivable that Durham is unaware of this troubling link.”…
    If you’re not aware of the major evidence of the alliance between Trump and Russia that was unfolding largely in secret, then of course you would assume the FBI investigation into Trump’s ties to Russia was a witch hunt.

  5. Rye N Flint June 22, 2023

    News you will never see in America:

    Hey Boomers, are you listening?

  6. Rye N Flint June 22, 2023


    “meaning even more layoffs in the already depleted General Fund office staffs like Planning and Buildling, Evironmental Health…”

    PnB (Planning and Building) and E.H.(Environmental Health) are Fee based departments that generate revenue through permit fees and reviews. You know, making sure you don’t build your house on your leachfield or build your leachfield too close to your neighbor’s well… Kind of important… They used to generate a lot of revenue, back when Cannabis permitting was booming. When PnB was properly allocating (aka sharing) the fee review fees with EH, but then when the County turned away from it’s cannabis heritage, the money stopped flowing, and depts started withholding funds. Transfers to and from the general fund happened in departments without DIrectors or heads. Notice that there hasn’t been a Director of EH for years now? Who’s signature assures your restaurants are safe to eat at? They initiated their half a decade plan of ignorance and incompetence so that Mendo could be the retirement community of their dreams. Well, how you like your real estate market now? I guess the upper crust didn’t understand the negative impacts of owning 5 homes and crushing it on Air BnB… Where have all our low paid workers gone? Sonoma county?

    So, why is Mendo EH so underfunded (and underpaid $30k less for the same position as Sonoma County EH) when they are fee based? I heard a rumor that over $40k of EH funds got “diverted” into the general Fund by Carmel herself about 5 or 6 years ago… Everyone was very hush hush about the details… Dare not poke the beast. I’m sure my dissenting emails are on my permanent record, which is one of the reasons I can’t seem to get past interview phase in my job applications over the last 3 months. I found out that the County had an internal “public records request” that searched all county employee email correspondences. How much did they spend on that from the general fund?


    -Rye N Flint

  7. Rye N Flint June 22, 2023


    Why? WHY WHY WHY??!?! It drives me crazy to find old gatorade bottles and beer cans in the middle of the woods when Mushroom hunting. Tahoe, placerville, Mendo, FtBragg… everywhere, there are litter bugs that throw their trash onto the ground in beautiful wilderness. Who are these demons? Mostly, from what I can tell, from the areas I mushroom hunt, it’s loggers and heavy equipment operators. I find homeless person litter in my front yard. Many people tell me it’s an “education” problem. Meaning that we can educate people to not litter. Well, decades of time haven’t solved that. I think it’s a cultural thing. Does your community care? Do you feel the environmental or social pressure to care? Do you care? I question how much of it has to do with Human instinct v.s. Self responsibility. My anthropology teacher said it had to do with banana peels being used as wrappers for such a long time, that humans aren’t adapted to non-biodegradable objects. Maybe litter will be a question to ponder for the ages.

    Don’t let me catch you littering…
    -Rye N Flint

  8. Whyte Owen June 22, 2023

    A true prophet. In his first novel, Player Piano (1954), Vonnegut predicted that information technology and automation were going to consume jobs, without most folks realizing the cause.

  9. Adam Gaska June 22, 2023

    2 years ago, I looked into the larger donors of Citizens for Sustainable Agriculture, the propaganda group trying to fight the cannabis referendums trying to stop the BOS from allowing people to grow 10% of their land in cannabis.

    In that research, I found a few people who had bought hundreds of acres of land, presumably to grow cannabis. What I also noticed was that their tax assessments were incredibly low. In some cases, valley land in Covelo being assessed at $400/acre. The ranch I manage, our rangeland is in Williamson Act and is assessed at $2500/acre.

    First I thought someone was getting bribed down at the assessors. I mentioned the issue to two supervisors. Then I looked into random real estate transactions and realized it was across the board. The county was not reassessing properties after being sold for 5 or more years. I emailed the assessors office asking what was wrong. I got a call back, we talked. I was told they were understaffed, down to one appraiser, and there was nothing they could do. I mentioned it again to two supes. I explicitly said the county was letting money fall off the table. Obviously they didn’t do anything about it.

    So now that they are looking at that issue, I looked back at my spreadsheet. I looked up people’s assessments and tax bills to verify if they had been reassessed. One of the people, I realized that they hadn’t paid property tax for 5 years on a parcel. I dug deeper and found they are not paying on almost anything they own in Mendocino County and now owe $660,612.30.

    I am going to keep pressuring them to figure something out besides waiting 5 years to force a sale. I want them to deprioritize all their other projects. Maybe suspend any use permits until they are in good standing. If nothing can be done, then maybe we do resort to naming and shaming.

    • peter boudoures June 22, 2023

      Even with TPZ parcels being taxed very low it surprises me that these large logging companies are able to hold 30,000 acre chunks in Mendocino county and still turn a profit.

  10. Craig Stehr June 22, 2023

    Good Morning, America! Awoke late at the Building Bridges Homeless Resource Center in sunny Ukiah, California. Following morning ablutions, ambled southward to the Plowshares dining room, and afterwards, boarded an MTA bus, and then deboarded at the Ukiah Public Library. Am right here and right now on computer #3 tap, tap tapping away. I am not identified with the body. I am not identified with the mind. The Immortal Self I am. Shortly, I will read the New York Times, which details all of this world’s news that is fit to print. And then I will exit the library. Later, will drop by Safeway to purchase food, mostly from the 50% off manager’s special area, plus yoghurt and fruit juices to ensure a well supplied evening. Meanwhile, I have not heard from the caseworker at the Social Security Administration in regard to my question about being legally entitled to an additional $150 monthly, because as a senior citizen in a homeless shelter with no cooking facilities, I have been informed that I ought to be receiving more money to cover the cost of having to purchase food already cooked in area grocery stores. Additionally, I await a telephone call from the doctor who is away for the month of June, who will give me an appointment time in July, to switch out the pacemaker for an ICD. And if this isn’t exciting enough, I have been told that getting an apartment rental is basically my responsibility, although the housing navigators will help. Frankly. it will require divine intervention to pull this off in Ukiah, even with the Federal housing voucher. But then I may always leave Mendocino County. Whereas I do not have any particular reason to be living here, since the marijuana trimmers essentially put me out of the place in Redwood Valley, which could have been developed into something totally amazing, leaving Mendocino County is increasingly the only sane alternative. It’s probably preferable to being dead, although I am not certain of that. At the moment I am accepting money at There is $264.16 in the SBMC checking account, $12.02 in the wallet, and the food stamps are used up until the fourth of July. Speaking of the fourth of July, it’s too bad that the government didn’t shut down recently when it had the opportunity to do so. The entire insane spectacle could have been done away with. Lastly, if anybody is interested in doing anything on the planet earth of a radical environmental nature, contact me. After all, global climate destabilization remains the existential threat of these completely irrelevant times.
    Yours for Self Realization,
    Craig Louis Stehr
    1045 South State Street, Ukiah, CA 95482
    Telephone Messages: (707) 234-3270
    June 22 @ 1:26 PM Pacific Time

  11. Brian Wood June 22, 2023

    Re: SUPERVISOR MULHEREN: “There has been a delay [in sending out supplemental tax bills] because of a software program that wasn’t implemented for quite sometime. Now Supplemental bills are going out, though some are from a few years prior so balancing that payment can be a challenge for some homeowners…”

    Second time I’ve seen this in AVA. What is it? I pay my property taxes regularly and thought I was caught up. How big are these suplemental bills, what are they based on, and how can the county justify them, besides claiming computer error?

  12. Margot Lane June 22, 2023

    Curious to know: is that the elusive but lovely red tree vole depicted in the mural? Or a possum?

  13. Marmon June 22, 2023

    “Who Cares?”

    Newsbreak on the evening of the 87th day
    Immediate solution not expected right away
    Jesus ties on sale, look at ’em stand in line
    Buy ’em up, move em along, haven’t got much time

    Who cares? no one’s talking anyway
    Who cares? won’t the problem go away
    Who cares? change the channel, stare and sit
    Who cares? does any body give a shit?

    Dimwits on the freeway stay alive at 55
    Politicians speeding, just trying to survive
    Couldn’t stop the press, what a bloody mess
    Imagine that, a paper sack that couldn’t pass the test

    Who cares? no one’s talking anyway
    Who cares? won’t the problem go away
    Who cares? change the channel, stare and sit
    Who cares? does any body give a shit?

    Who cares? no one’s talking anyway
    Who cares? won’t the problem go away
    Who cares? change the channel, stare and sit
    Who cares? does any body give a shit?

    -Huey Lewis & The News


  14. Jim Armstrong June 22, 2023

    I am afraid I can’t find anything tragic, or even terribly interesting, about the squishing of the Titan.
    Except for the apparently less-than-enthusiastic son of one of the willing passengers, the four rich hotshots were having a great time wasting resources intending to rubberneck the ship that went down doing the same.
    There is a good chance they never knew what hit them.
    There has been a excruciating over-reporting of the whole thing.
    Contrast last week’s loss of the nameless worn out hulk owned (if not stolen) by a bunch of refugee smugglers AKA murderers.
    There were somewhere around 700 desperate, disparate men, women and children aboard at the end of long hard journeys.
    Only a group of men had managed to find some space and clean air on deck. The rest were crammed into the dark hold hungry, thirsty and seasick in stinking shit, piss and vomit.
    No quick implosion for them.
    I say good riddance to the Titan and to hell with the media’s coverage, ongoing as I write.

    • Jeff Fox June 22, 2023

      Mr. Armstrong, thanks much for saying out loud what many of us are quietly thinking.

    • pca67 June 22, 2023

      There’s something poetic about that billionaire winding up as chum on the bottom of the ocean.

  15. Jeff Goll June 22, 2023

    Margot, I believe it’s a possum.

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