Hello to all those out in Mendoland. I feel like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz. When I first fell I kept clicking my heels thinking there's no place like home, there's no place like home, although I did not have the ruby red slippers. Having spent most of my life in Alaska, I was thinking I must have fallen down the rabbit hole. Really, the entire populace is like no other. I say that with the utmost respect. Where was I? Oh yes. This is your non-local soon-to-be loco local in the local, that is a resident — "It Takes All Kinds" / "Welcome to California Mr. Caldwell." Mr. Arik Caldwell. My friends call me shithead. You can call me whatever you like. I'll more than likely answer.
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EVERY DAY brings a fresh deluge of catastrophes, but the one in Fort Bragg on October 17th of 2014 is particularly memorable. A deranged man named Michael Bitney, 56, of shifting Oregon addresses, inexplicably drove…
River Killers;
REMCO Proposals;
Concert Going;
Intern Sarah;
West Paintings;
Wooden Cross;
Pinot Points;
Flower Garden;
GP Cleanup;
Waugh Diaires;
PA Board;
Bolinas Graffiti;
Wrong Station;
Yesterday's Catch;
Not Fair;
SNWMF 2015;
Snyder Recognised;
New Nixon;
Acoustic Cafe;
Algal Blooms;
Library Events;
Community Service
The NAMBLA-esque scandal wilting Dennis Hastert's man-gavel.
Warriors Run;
Budget Clarity;
BID & TOT;
Wildlife Question;
Versatile Attorney;
Crumpled Vehicle;
Boonville Graduates;
Investigating Fraud;
Redwood Run;
Canseco Distracted;
Coate Resignation;
Ukiah Shortcut;
Yesterday's Catch;
Begin the Beguine;
KMEC Show;
Marine Unprotected Areas
Smoke in the Air;
County Budget;
Claudia Fundraiser;
128 Collisions;
Women's Monologues;
Catch of the Day;
Wanda's Gluckschmerz;
Reid;
Uppity Waiter;
Minutes Whitewash;
Critical Reform;
See the Light;
Memo of the Air