The benevolent Lord of Tabulators granted her wish. Then the deceased's obituary stated she also preferred death to punching Hillary's chad. Prolonging the farce, Deborah Wasserman-Schultz(Sen-FL, aka the Goebbels of Coral Gables) released a DNC statement blaming Bernie Sanders's Brownshirts for murdering yet another fine set of American-made ovaries before they could be recycled into a Blue Gap Dress.
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Antibiotic-resistant microbes kill 23,000 Americans each year, and sicken another two million.
If the nucleotide doesn't fit, must the jury then acquit?
The collateral KIIAs (i.e., "Killed In Inaction") of the Democratic and Republican parties. Happy dancing on their graves!
Before complaining that your cat's acting distant, you try sharing a home with a dog, a pantry full of canned food, and a blaring television, bucko.