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Posts published by “Zack Anderson”

Drones + No WMDs = ISIS

We have to destroy the planet in order to save it. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/nov/18/obama-drone-war-isis-recruitment-tool-air-force-whistleblowers

There’s A Spectre Haunting Earth… Cooperation and Decency!

Peru gifts Bolivia its own port on Pacific Ocean. Meanwhile, while wearing a custom hair shirt inspired by John Ashcroft's scrotal sack (see: Abu Gonzalez), Ben Carson reads the Bible while trying to not to get aroused during the crucifixion scenes.

A 45-Year Smoky Mountain Mystery

Six-year-old Dennis Martin vanished during a family camping trip, prompting the largest search in the history of the Great Smoky Mountains.

Gearoid O Colmain: Paris Attacks Serve New Global Order

More bombing means more terrorism means more oppression means more refugees means more slave labor for more multi-national sweatshops selling more things to make the world more absurd.

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