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Posts published by “Tommy Wayne Kramer”

Memories Isn’t Made Of This. These.

Memory is a funny thing for people. Especially old people. Or not funny. It’s not at all funny for me, not that I’m old. But we hear people (I hear people, or at least voices)…

Dave Eyster & His Invisible Friend

A PLAY IN ONE ACT Cast of Characters: DAVE EYSTER, Mendocino County District Attorney BUNNY, Dave’s invisible childhood friend BUNNY: Dave? Dave? Dave it’s me. Dave! Dave wake up! DAVE: Huh? Whaa? Dave’s not here.…

Golf Is Just A Four-Letter Word

Is every town overrun with golfers the way Ukiah is? Is there any other group that seems to be everywhere all at once the way local golfers are? If there isn’t a weekend golf tournament…

Renouncing Cherished Beliefs

There’s a fresh breeze in the air with mild gusts cleansing America of rot and decay from years of progressive ideology’s stranglehold on a civilized, well-governed republic. We shall survive. Our ill-considered lurch into DEI-land…

You’re Welcome, Darlin’

Now if you ask me, there isn’t a guy more loving and supportive of his dear wife than I am of the gal I call Trophy. You could ask her opinion, but at the moment…

NPR Loses Its Allowance

Upon learning that funding for National Public Radio will be sliced from the federal budget I danced a little jig in celebration, cracked open a quart of Schlitz Malt Liquor and said “Whee.” Next I…

Assignment: Ukiah – Get On Board. Shut Up.

If you retain sentimental notions of local government being responsive to local citizens, and if you believe your voice and opinions are taken seriously by Ukiah’s leaders, I want to smile and pat you on…

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