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Posts published by “Tommy Wayne Kramer”

Nickels Are The New Pennies

It was inevitable the day would come I’d be sprinkling handfuls of nickels onto my driveway, yet it’s a melancholy task all the same. How long before a frosting-like layer of dimes will be spread…

Trump, Musk Feud Revealed

A One Act Play Setting: Oval Office, White House Cast: ELON MUSK, Tycoon DONALD J. TRUMP, President ELON MUSK: Alright it’s been great Bro, but I gotta get rollin’ or the board will either fire…

Expert Advice Re: Experts

You can take the loftiest and most confident predictions made by experts over the past few years, crumple them up, stuff them in a thimble, toss them into Lake Mendocino and not lose a square…

Annex Plan Doesn’t Add Up

Climb the steps at Ukiah City Hall, look up at the building’s exterior and what do we see? A filthy, grimy, mildew-stained surface that would probably take 10 minutes to power wash back to its…

Memories Isn’t Made Of This. These.

Memory is a funny thing for people. Especially old people. Or not funny. It’s not at all funny for me, not that I’m old. But we hear people (I hear people, or at least voices)…

Dave Eyster & His Invisible Friend

A PLAY IN ONE ACT Cast of Characters: DAVE EYSTER, Mendocino County District Attorney BUNNY, Dave’s invisible childhood friend BUNNY: Dave? Dave? Dave it’s me. Dave! Dave wake up! DAVE: Huh? Whaa? Dave’s not here.…

Golf Is Just A Four-Letter Word

Is every town overrun with golfers the way Ukiah is? Is there any other group that seems to be everywhere all at once the way local golfers are? If there isn’t a weekend golf tournament…

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