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Posts published by “Tommy Wayne Kramer”

England On $5000 A Day

If you are thinking of traveling abroad it would be wise to read the following, or better yet write it down. Your bank account will thank you. The tribal elders have trod these paths before,…

We Gots Dem Ol’ Gnarly Blues

Has anyone figured out why we are so wealthy but so miserable? When I speak of We I mean us Americans, and when I speak of Wealthy I mean everyone from the bottom to the…

Just Buy 20 New Towels A Week

My dear Trophy of a wife declared we needed to talk, and when she said it her teeth were gritted and her tone was flat. Ominous. I did a quick and guilty fact-check of some…

Nickels Are The New Pennies

It was inevitable the day would come I’d be sprinkling handfuls of nickels onto my driveway, yet it’s a melancholy task all the same. How long before a frosting-like layer of dimes will be spread…

Trump, Musk Feud Revealed

A One Act Play Setting: Oval Office, White House Cast: ELON MUSK, Tycoon DONALD J. TRUMP, President ELON MUSK: Alright it’s been great Bro, but I gotta get rollin’ or the board will either fire…

Expert Advice Re: Experts

You can take the loftiest and most confident predictions made by experts over the past few years, crumple them up, stuff them in a thimble, toss them into Lake Mendocino and not lose a square…

Annex Plan Doesn’t Add Up

Climb the steps at Ukiah City Hall, look up at the building’s exterior and what do we see? A filthy, grimy, mildew-stained surface that would probably take 10 minutes to power wash back to its…

Memories Isn’t Made Of This. These.

Memory is a funny thing for people. Especially old people. Or not funny. It’s not at all funny for me, not that I’m old. But we hear people (I hear people, or at least voices)…

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