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Old Lady Claims She’d Die Before Voting For Trump

The benevolent Lord of Tabulators granted her wish. Then the deceased's obituary stated she also preferred death to punching Hillary's chad. Prolonging the farce, Deborah Wasserman-Schultz(Sen-FL, aka the Goebbels of Coral Gables) released a DNC statement blaming Bernie Sanders's Brownshirts for murdering yet another fine set of American-made ovaries before they could be recycled into a Blue Gap Dress.

Mendocino County Today: Sunday, May 22, 2016

AVFD Issue;
CSD Budget;
FB Museum;
Ortner Exit;
U Forum;
Fisher Boy;
Server Fail;
Cycling Dangers;
Roots;
Art Stuff;
Your Choice;
Gonzo;
Before Tech;
Panthers Matter;
Pets!;
Hotter Still;
Wild Iris;
Trump's Rasputin;
Marco Radio;
Katehi/Resnick Connection

Mendocino County Today: Saturday, May 21, 2016

Aubrey Benefit;
Kuny Returns;
Solar Teepees;
SF Dinosaur;
Faulder Vote;
Simpson Recants;
Cigarette Tax;
Kelsay Sentenced;
Charter Thought;
Juvenile Delinquent;
Ghost Writing;
FB Meetings;
Pets!;
Homeless Evictions;
FB Museum;
Urgency Ordinance;
Yesterday's Catch;
Religious Diatribe;
Slag Hour;
Pension Liabilities;
Writing Classes;
Retro Sunday;
Biological Complexity;
Tranny Lifestyle;
Planning Commission

Mendocino County Today: Friday, May 20, 2016

Weather Weekend;
Remco Deal;
Market Tizzy;
Hospital Decision;
Patches!;
Girdling Tanoak;
Dozer Grows;
Angel;
Mountainfire Return;
Algae Blooming;
Embezzler Sentenced;
Yesterday's Catch;
Two-headed Calf;
The Lineup;
God Passed;
Shelter Work;
Awake;
Whitewash Clinton;
Inevitable;
Civic Mobilization;
Oligarchy;
Seeking Allies;
Candidate Schrode;
KZYX Culture

Mendocino County Today: Thursday, May 19, 2016

T-storms Possible;
Unagolfer;
Pirates Win;
Failure to Appear;
MRC Flyer;
Kelisha Returns;
Safety Fair;
Beaumont Graft;
Obnoxious Windows;
Remco Concerns;
Wodetzki Recommends;
V & W;
W Costs;
Yesterday's Catch;
DNC Obtuse;
Borderline;
Relax;
Water Bills;
KZYX Exchange;
KZYX Elections;
Patches!;
Go Green;
Hill House Events;
Officer Morris

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