There's a certain beautiful sadness to the Northgate Mall, a mostly deserted collection of modest shops and restaurants featuring the requisite American staples: discount knitwear in 17 shades of pink, three-pound honey-soaked gluten-free cinnabuns and Ethiopian espresso by the jug, kiosk islands dedicated to repairing cracked iPhone screens while you wait, a video game store front displaying the latest vamped-up cartoon princess death-mammas toting laser-guided plasma cannons and titanium nipple bombs, and a few dozen stalwarts like myself, shuffling in blissful catatonia beneath the piss-pop muzak and happy shouts of toddlers climbing aboard the plastic trains in the FunZone, while the ironically smiling kid opens up the Mini-Bungee Jump, conveniently ringed by Wonder-Pretzel, Cookie-Heaven and Monsieur Pizza's By The Slice, free refills on sizes jumbo deluxe and up...
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THE 9th U.S. CIRCUIT COURT OF APPEALS has ruled that it's unconstitutional to ban homeless people from sleeping on the streets. “Just as the state may not criminalize the state of being ‘homeless in public…
We had a severe fright mid-month when Juan came running to us to report that Kayak, one of our yaks, had given birth. We were unaware that she was pregnant.
ERNIE BLATTNER. A memorial service for Ernie Blattner will be held in Ukiah on Saturday, September 29th at 11 o’clock at the First Baptist Church, 300 West Smith Street, Ukiah. A lunch reception will follow…
Blattner Service;
Becerra Obit;
Davi Celebration;
Fire Update;
Access Program;
Brockovich Visit;
Tariff Effects;
Little Dog;
Food Month;
Popeye Lore;
House Plans;
Cocktail Party;
County Salaries;
Homespun Petaluma;
Homelessness Legal;
Trash Talk;
Retroactive Item;
Cannabis Research;
Yesterday's Catch;
Penis Horrors;
Pigpen;
Kaepportunity;
Kavanaugh Fitness;
TV;
SMART Vallejo;
Movers;
Shyster Dweeb;
Difficult Class;
Sanctuary Fundraiser;
Marketing Works;
Bad Sign;
Complex Anniversary;
Injured Housefly;
Sheepdog Trials
[Oct 12] On Friday from 3-4:30pm the Mendocino County Library, Ukiah Branch is hosting an afternoon to celebrate día de los muertos (day of the dead). Children and their families are invited to stop by…
Lemons Appreciate;
Harbor Scene;
Movie Madness;
Little Dog;
Garbage Rates;
Hill Found;
Retroactive Agreement;
Kemper Money;
FB Stories;
Rusty Dusty;
MCDH Candidates;
Rabies Vaccinations;
Ed Notes;
Yesterday's Catch;
SMART Money;
PG&E Bailout;
Incompetence;
Writing Workshops;
Coastal Commission;
Wet Hornets;
Anonymous Analysis;
Kavanaugh's Response;
Caltrans Dump;
Jesus Truck;
Liberal Beehives;
Abbott & Costello;
Astronautical Congress;
Ford Allegations;
Boonville Rodeo