Posts published in “Features”
MendoVito Water;
Girl Scouts;
Depletion Cheered;
DA Correction;
Suicide Attempt;
Clinton Corruption;
Holiday Shoplifting;
Board Vacancies;
Shmoll Talk;
Sexual Strangler;
Palace Vote;
Catch of the Day;
Stalinist Democrats;
Immigration Relief;
Net Neutrality
Marshall Arrested;
Catch of the Day;
Kestral Trollsplinter;
Ross Arraigned;
Pump Away;
MendoVito Meeting;
Inadequate Plea;
Selling Rhyme;
War Costs;
Hanging Maxine;
Zen Nez;
Fresh Start;
Creative Writing;
Harvest Ball
I keep my floor clean enough to eat off of because there is a good chance I'm going to. I'm poor and a little bit clumsy, so if in opening a package of Ramen a few noodlecules land on the floor they are by God going into my bowl. Noodle packs are scarce enough without me reverting back into careless profligacy, accusations of dirtbaggery be damned.