Category archives for: Culture

Obits For Sale

by Dick Meister

Obits For Sale

Like most daily newspapers these days, the San Francisco Chronicle is hustling to increase declining profit margins. But let me offer some advice to my former employer: Quit gouging grieving readers as part of your profit chasing. I mean those who pay the Chronicle for running their loved ones’ death notices on the paper’s obituary [...]

In the Name of Love, Buy the Record

by Nicholas Heller

In the Name of Love, Buy the Record

“Speed me into a wedding so I can stop being a threat to the women of the world.”
According to Will Stenberg, lead man of the local rock band The Kerosene Kondors, your incentive to buy his third solo album, Will Stenberg: Home Recordings, Volume 1, 2002-2009, is to raise money for his upcoming wedding. But I’m [...]

Time To Grow Up Oakland

by Nate Collins

Time To Grow Up Oakland

Muhammad Diop was shot down in cold blood in front of his house on 864 31st street in Oakland on Thursday March 4th at 7:30pm. Muhammad Diop was murdered by the pervasive culture of violence in Oakland that is gripping our inner-cities nationwide.

Going Amateur: B-Ball on the Mendo Coast

by Nicholas Heller

The school gymnasium is just as you remember it: The smell of sweat, the smell of fear; the childhood anguish of an evil room where cross-armed coaches and lesbian gym teachers reside, shouting orders and demanding push-ups. An encaged clock rests on the wall near the scoreboard, stopped in time, reading 8:36, just a stone’s [...]

Eco Libs & Eco Grain

by Letters to the Editor

Eco Libs & Eco Grain

I was reading National Geographic this morning and noticed an ad the featured something called Eco Grain. “What in tarnation is Eco Grain?” the headline said.
Well, according to the ad, it is grown on special farms in Idaho “thanks to a more sustainable farming approach.”
Sounds good to me, I thought, I might get some of [...]

The Solipsist’s Guide To The Universe: Open Lines On KZYX

by Bill Cook

The Solipsist’s Guide To The Universe: Open Lines On KZYX

Hello caller, you’re on the air.
Hey, it’s me and I’m sorry but I gotta say that your last caller was so out of it. I mean, they obviously just don’t get living here because if they did they’d realize that, well, you know, I mean, I know what’s going on here in the Valley and [...]

The Night Of The Living Deadheads

by David Yearsley

The Night Of The Living Deadheads

One of my college friends was a Deadhead. He had crates of cassette tapes with labels like “Bucknell, 1971”, Stanford 1973”; “Fillmore East 1970.”  Of an eve­ning he would navigate through these hundreds of cas­settes and pull out “the greatest version” of a given Dead song, “Truckin’”, “Crazy Fingers”, whatever. He’d put the tape in [...]

What They Forgot to Mention About Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso

by Kate Coleman

What They Forgot to Mention About Olympic Skier Julia Mancuso

This winter’s Olympics have seen the usual sentimen­tal media saturation of weepy or aw-shucks back stories on the athletes. Overcoming adversity is often the theme: Canadian figure skater Joannie Rochette soldiered on to win the bronze just days after her mother died of a heart attack. There’s often more than one story of an athlete [...]

Our Fathers

by Hank Sims

Our Fathers

It’s still hard for some locals to accept that 150 years ago — five generations, a historical blip — Hum­boldt County was controlled by genocidaires. Our illus­trious forefathers, the settlers of this county, were, in large part, twisted, scheming, evil men. They murdered the original people of this place for their own private gain, ruthlessly [...]

Schadenfreude for the Masses: ‘I Am SO Sorry’

by Howard Belkamp

Schadenfreude for the Masses: ‘I Am SO Sorry’

I’m sorry, so sorry…. Please accept my apology…
— Brenda Lee, 1960
It’s apology season.
Maybe it’s like the Catholic church, you go and con­fess, you are absolved and free to sin again. It’s as if no one really cares what these people do, as long as they suffer publicly for it. The Morality Police perhaps [...]

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